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Monday, 09 June 2008

jambu

 Hahaha..haven’t  heard that statement in a long time, right? It’s been two years since we bade goodbye to Sdar and still, I reach out to you and impose a question. Do we really need jambu in school?

Okay, don’t get me wrong. I’m not writing this on personal basis, but rather as a favour from a certain someone. It must be some sort of tradition, or blame it on the environment as every single boys’ school can define the term jambu very well, and as it is for girls, school, which they use terms such as starter(tkc), title(ssp) , toeng(stf)  or anything else instead. But, does the phenomenon of jamabuism (if such word exists) prove significant to Sdar? Some might say it acts as a booster, being pounded by stress everyday, the sight of his jambu alleviate this stress (I’m quoting this from another person). Big brother, little brother, it’s normal, right? Another interesting hypothesis is that they say this jambuism is actually a tutorial when meeting with the female beings. You can practice your moves with your jambu, before you implement it on girls. As gory it may sound, it is actually true though! Some did that. Haha…

And some say jambuism is total bullshit, they are just lust machines in disguise (this I also quote, so don’t sue me). Is it true? Hiding in that “little brother” façade, lies a hideous, dark underground act that all students from any all boys school knows, and I will definitely not go into this any further. Fuuhhh…Well, if we look back to the definition, jambu is someone younger that acts as the other person’s pet brother. But how do you explain this phenomenon occurring in the same batch? Besties?

Yet, despite all this, this culture still thrives till this very day. Does it prove beneficial, or negative ( if your jambu suddenly tak layan , and you get all messed up, and when someone ask you why, you’re embarrassed to tell because then kantoi plak ade jambu) or its just for the fun of it? Peace!

 

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aqeem said:

 
ahhaahhaha...we dont need it...
June 09, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Ye erk tak perlu? . hahaha . =)
June 09, 2008 | url

Mohd Azree Bin Amrun said:

 
erm... sape kate x perlu??
i dont think so...
la... bkan bwat mende slah pon...
unless kalo ade bad intention la...
chill la...
June 09, 2008

aqeem said:

 
menggangu fokus study! hahaha..ntah la..xde exp..effa byk la kot..ahah!
June 09, 2008

kozac said:

 
jambu = depends on how people defined it.if people defined it as a man-whore..oppss.then it's a man-whore,but if people defined it as petbro,then is a petbro la..
June 09, 2008

Muhammad Faiz Bin Zaini said:

 
ala,bende nie juz 4 fun jela bg aku...klau korng anggap bende nie 4 fun,xkn ia menjadi masalah...anda xkn terbwk2 bende nie after kluar sdar..but if korg anggap bende nie serius..tu sakit bai...big problem bro....lgpon bende nie akan jd cm kenangan kite di sdar...time kite lpk2 nnt sure cite bende nie n kite akan ketawa ngan kenangan nie..ahahaha...bak kate sensei,smua nie skadar hiburan kt sdar...
June 10, 2008

daimdaud said:

 
waaa tjk best....tringat lak tyme2 dulu kt sdar... hahahah...... 4 me jambu nih cam article ni ckp ar.... tempat ko nk lps stress... agaknye la.... it all depends on ur niat la...
June 10, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Arh , dua2 balak agung dah bersuara! . Daim dan Bantal! =)
June 10, 2008 | url

aqeem said:

 
balak agung...hahah! glur daim..mosk sme ngn aku je..tp hbat...hehe..power syial spe yg bwat article nh..ahah!
June 10, 2008

kozac said:

 
haha.
telo2.
i'll give u the credit la.
sian dye.
June 10, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Hak elah , aku letak author name kang . haha.
June 10, 2008 | url

Mohd Azree Bin Amrun said:

 
btw sape author article nih...??
tp btol wat bantal said.. it is juz for fun..
depends on intention masing2...
kalo niat x btol... dosa sndri tanggong la...
tp ble pk blk.. lawak gak aar...
bangang aar tu sume....
telor jeles x??? aku tau ko akan bjaye kalo dberi lbery ms... tp sorry~~~
June 10, 2008

Hasbi bin Din said:

 
nk tau spe author? xpe la kot. let it be anonymous (eventhough somehow kite tau jugak sape). haha. yup yup i agree. it depends on how we define jambu. laen org laen care, eh? smilies/grin.gif
June 10, 2008

aqeem said:

 
hahaha..effa..pujian tuh kot..bkn slalu dpt dr effa..slalu sinis je..haaha...x kesah la spe author die, tp mmg original la die nye article..in depth..yup2! smua balik kpd dri sndiri...rakan2ku mahir berfalsafah!haha..
June 10, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
haaa cm laa xtau kn author.. die sorng je cmnh... die idola gua.. itu saja.. hahahaha, bantal tipu laa weyy!!! caye laa korng ngan die... for fun utk kt sdar SAJA?? lepas sdar LUPA daa?? hahahahhahaha kau daa laa kntoi kt ym arituh ngan aku... hahahahaha xleh blah siall!!!!
June 10, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Telor2 . haih . bantal? . alah , biase ar . Daim pun msg dgn ...... lagi . hahahaha!
June 10, 2008

Hasbi bin Din said:

 
laen org laen care kan. biarkan mereka. asalkan tak melampau. peace. haha smilies/cool.gif
June 10, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Haha . Sama saja . =)
June 10, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
xpe, aku kenal bantal. dia masih punya nafsu terhadap wanita. jangan risau.
June 11, 2008

Muhammad Faiz Bin Zaini said:

 
hahaha...sial jubei,ko arh pakai username aku time ym tu...siot....
June 11, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
jgn risau laahh... hubungan kau dan adik masih terjaga.. hahhahha
June 11, 2008

Aydeel said:

 
Jambu.. hmmm.. boleh laa. haha
June 11, 2008

aTiFF said:

 
4 fun ok..serius sakit...wawawawa x kan nk jd mcm dlm surat khabar tue..laki mengandung?? hahahahaha
June 12, 2008

mohd fariq jalil said:

 
hahaha...topic layan... smilies/grin.gif
June 12, 2008

daimdaud said:

 
cilakak... aku x bkk web nih kjp je, da kene bantai ngan krg... syialll ar... mane de aku ctc lg ma.... adoi...
June 12, 2008

aqeem said:

 
lyn ek mjg...hahaha..ctc spe lak nh daim...esok aku pg sdar..nnt aku kem slm syg ek?haahha..!
June 12, 2008

Hasbi bin Din said:

 
nmpak nye sume masih excited klo discuss psl issue nih, haha
June 12, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
semua mencanak... Apengmly!!!
June 12, 2008

muhammad nurhelmi b mohd lukhman said:

 
hahahhaha lek ar jambu 4 fun ma!!! hahhaha
June 14, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
kau mmg laa mentol.. spe xtau kn... hahahahahahaha tym jd Headboy punn...... huuaaaa
June 14, 2008

aqeem said:

 
jubei..abeskn ayt..apeng2..cm coincidence jer..article nh..ngn kewujudan apeng...ahaha!
June 14, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
haha . apeng tuh laen do . nih article for fun. si apeng tuh keje gile . =)
June 14, 2008

daimdaud said:

 
ko da kim slm lom??? hahahah....apeng syialll
June 14, 2008

aqeem said:

 
halamak daim...galak siot..dh2..matured sial tupai, daim..ahah!
June 15, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
ala x pyh pun jambu nie..... bwang kran je..... tp 4 fun best gk..... hahahahahahaha
June 15, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
fc*k u am ! . hahahahahaha!
June 15, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
jambu gua tak layan... apeng baru layan sial!!!! hahahahahah
June 15, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
jambu??layak ke aku nak bagi komen??haha..ntah la..ala..setakat kat skolah je..mane ade perempuan kat skolah..dan secara tak langsungnye terdapat la pelajar yang mencari jambu..
June 15, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
weh sape yang buat article neh hah??
June 15, 2008

shauqi suhaimi said:

 
jubei', jawab ar.paan tanye tu
June 15, 2008

aqeem said:

 
ntah jubei...haahha..apeng2!! wuhooo!! biarlah apeng dan idopnya..tau gak lme2 nnt..
June 15, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
asal paan tanye aku lak... haaaa spe yg wat article nhh??? MR X.. huahauhahahuaha
June 15, 2008

mohd fariq jalil said:

 
jubei jwb ah...hahah..
ader kuar kt PAPER gak ker...
June 15, 2008

mohd fariq jalil said:

 
bbi am bajet tokoh...
June 15, 2008

aTiFF said:

 
am syal..hahahaha padahal die la plg galak..am tyme f1 dah menceburi bidang ni..
June 15, 2008

Muhammad Faiz Bin Zaini said:

 
owh aku ingat lg am ngan kes rumble2 die tu...masih kh anda ingat???
...lps main rumble2 trus blk dorm...ahahaha
June 15, 2008

syafiq said:

 
no komen...
June 16, 2008

Muhammad Faiz Bin Zaini said:

 
wei,syabon ltk gmbr kontroversi wei....nk lwn ap***ly....
June 16, 2008

shauqi suhaimi said:

 
haha.tak lame lg apeng kua gmba cmtu gak.tunggu jek
June 16, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
apeng kuar yg real punya!
June 16, 2008

aqeem said:

 
argh!! babi jijik syial klu kluar yg real,die punye...argh!! xley trime...mr.X ye jubei?ahah!!
June 16, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
hahahaha kalau real baru laa original.. buntut MELAYU!! buntut orang SEREMBAN!! bkn snang nk usya... dulu buntut DAIM aku xsempat nk usya... weh!!! layan!!!
June 17, 2008

daimdaud said:

 
cilakak....cuak syiall satu dorm ngn jubei...haahhah
June 17, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
haahahaha.....syial merce...lu xpkir plak...igt wa xtau...mnjg mmg ako tokoh dlm hl2 cmnie...jubei.... PAAN tye 2... jwb ar...
June 18, 2008

aqeem said:

 
sial jubei intai tyme mandi..ahah!!
June 18, 2008

mohd fariq jalil said:

 
hahha..cilakak gasar...
June 18, 2008

syafiq said:

 
apeng tu ape syall
aku xtau
June 18, 2008

muhammad dzulhusni bin mohd dzulkifri said:

 
jambu...layan je la...
bukan kte mintak, die yg dtg carik kte...
so, don't make our life so complicated...
(aper yg akoo merepek nie???hmmm)
June 19, 2008

Jijah said:

 
wawa
jambu dgt kt ko eek pilin??
balak sioot kau
heeee
June 19, 2008

muhammad nurhelmi b mohd lukhman said:

 
hahah time jd headboy tu hal lain bek hahahahah baik ko tanyer toche!! dier lagi hebat heheheh
June 19, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
kau tetap no 1 mentol.
Paan, apa masalah deorng nh haa??
hoooii!!
June 19, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
artikel paling feymes semenjak web nih ditubuhkan!
June 20, 2008

aqeem said:

 
muahaahhah!!!!!!!! yezza!!!
June 20, 2008

Mohd Azree Bin Amrun said:

 
jap2... ade ke sesape yg xnk ngaku lgsg die bjambu di sdar dl??...
bg yg obvious better senyap kalo xnk kne fire...
telor yg 2 thn je pon smpat bjambu.. ni kn bdak laen yg 5thn...
ade sape yg ade bran nk ngaku die xbjambu...?
June 20, 2008

aqeem said:

 
bpk r effa..aku senyap je pon kna fire gak...ngaaaaaa~
June 21, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
gua tak berjambu? asal? hussein tolak cinta ikhlas gua. tgk, huuhhh..
June 21, 2008

muhammad dzulhusni bin mohd dzulkifri said:

 
no comment la...kalo bg komen,kene fire lak...oopppssss!!!! smilies/wink.gif
June 23, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
hahahahaaa..... asl ako sial lk manjung...... tell me y....
June 25, 2008

mohd fariq jalil said:

 
haha...TELL ME Y
June 25, 2008

aFiq HakiMi said:

 
korang sume balak n jambu agong.kagum syal.
June 26, 2008

Jijah said:

 
ko je yg balak.. haaa
June 26, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
baluu xpyh laa nk ckp.. die memang Leonardo De Caprio!
June 28, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
wei... .dh arrrr stop wt comment neii.... sume nyer bwang mse jerr..... hahhaahahaaha.....sme 2 dh jd sejrh...biaR JE DIER TRKBUR KT SDAR 2...
June 29, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
baek x yh ade article kalau x bagi org komen .
June 29, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
entah, kalau xnk comment baik xyh nk online.. xyh bkak website nhh.. hahahahaha
June 29, 2008

aFiq HakiMi said:

 
hahaha.hang toksah dok buat jitra kat cni am.cni tempat bertukar pandangan.
June 29, 2008

daimdaud said:

 
am gasar.... wat haruk kat cni lak... adoi...
July 01, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
pehal buat jitra lak syaalll!!!
tuh kampung akuu kutt!!!! aaaahhhh!!! nh yg guaa tak puas ati nhhh....
July 01, 2008

aFiq HakiMi said:

 
ahhh.kampong kau.ape aku kesah!!!
hang ingt aku tkt ka dgn kepala gajah?
July 01, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
kau mampu baluu..
kau Kulim. hebat.. bandar teknologi..
July 01, 2008

Muhammad Syakir said:

 
jambu is small matter ar..haha..jgn tebawak cukup..hehe...duk mesir pon lyn gak...yg balak pikir2 la...yg jambu pikir2 la...huahhaha...tunggu aku balik malaysia weyh!!
July 02, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Hahahahahaha! . Kulim HI-TECH bai .
July 03, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
guaa tgh stimm nhh tunggu fakhry balek!!!
syaker, lu nanti da balek jgn nk buat xnk lepak umah gua lak semalam duaa.. aaahhh
July 03, 2008

aqeem said:

 
kulim hi tech park...wow.
July 04, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
wei ako stdy kt kulim Hi-Tech.... jgn nk condem2......
July 12, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
ala..macam-macam la..korang try la cene pun..mesti gak ade jambu kat skolah tuh..weh tak nak ngaku lak sape yang buat artikel neh..bukannye ape..cume nak ngucapkan tahniah di atas penggunaan english yang telus dan benar...haha...
July 15, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
gambar paling kontroversi setakat ini daripada mr syabon..i dont want to respect..but to suspek!!jangan wat hal..haha...
July 15, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
i dont want to respect..but to suspek!!

haaaa???
July 15, 2008

aqeem said:

 
jubei....jgn..
July 15, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
haha..
merapu saja maa..
July 16, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
ohhh ohhh paham paham
July 18, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
hahaha.. smilies/grin.gif
July 18, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
Paan . Buat ar satu artikel yang best2 . Pastu post kt sini! =).
July 18, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
kimak korang........bwk2 ar brtaubt.....
July 19, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
pe am... kau nh matang lebih2 asal...
July 20, 2008

aqeem said:

 
am gasar sial..aahaha..sod, aku x mmpu bwat article yg ko suh..sory..
July 21, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
xpe telo . aku phm . tp style pe tajuk . hahaha!
July 21, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
tengok ah kalo aku rajin..tak reti gak bai artikel2 neh..huhu...
July 21, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
buat je paan!!
July 21, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
tengok ah dulu.. smilies/tongue.gif
July 21, 2008

aqeem said:

 
sod..ape kta ko pass tajuk yg ko bg kt aku tuh to paan..aku rsa paan lg layak bwat article psl tajuk tuh..balak kot..ahaha
July 21, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
jubei....jubei....huhuhuhh.....
pe dier telo...
July 22, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
haha..pehal telo..balak2 lak neh..aku dah meninggalkan bende2 busuk neh..haha..
July 23, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
cecececece paan...
kau da tinggalkan??
asal, dulu kau layan gak ke jambu2 nhh???
tak bgtau pun......
July 23, 2008

Hasbi bin Din said:

 
balak syal! =)
July 24, 2008

Mohamad Syahir B. Mohamad Zaini said:

 
dalam kabus ada kapal terbang.
July 25, 2008

daimdaud said:

 
x phm ar sod
July 25, 2008

aqeem said:

 
matured r am..
July 26, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
ntah..aku pun tak tahu la..tak paham gak pun..
July 28, 2008

Ikram bin ahmad@ahmad shafee said:

 
ako matured......
xder ar
ako BIASE2 JER....
hhuuhuhhuhuh
July 30, 2008

kozac said:

 
uols...kaedahnye kecoh kt jambu neyh..
babi ar f4!!
July 31, 2008

Hasbi bin Din said:

 
mungkin mamsod letih kot smilies/wink.gif
July 31, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
hahaha paan....paan nakal siuut duluuu!! main jambuu!!
July 31, 2008

fikri daud said:

 
hahah.....
August 02, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
haha..babi ah jubei'..mane ade..
August 02, 2008

Zulhimi Zahir said:

 
yeaaahhh...
aku babii...
August 02, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
alah..penat ah ceni jubei'..dah2 ah dowh..
August 03, 2008

syafiq said:

 
lek ah paan
gambar tuh hanya gambar hiasan
takde kne mngena yg idop/dah mati
haha
August 09, 2008

Mohammad Farhan Bin Mohd Nor said:

 
i kno la..huhu..eh semalam aku jumpe izat j ngan syamil kat pesta konvo ukm..ngan bertongkat segale..
August 09, 2008

Muhamad Iqbal Bin Mohammad Nasir said:

 
Babi la WiFi kat U aku...
ade perkataan hot je, die block...
camne aku nak bace forum anuar ibrahim...
August 14, 2008

azmifarhan b daim said:

 
hye everyone
December 29, 2008

azamahmad said:

 
hye kponk
January 21, 2009

azam ahmad said:

 
hoho..smilies/cool.gif
January 21, 2009

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